Edmonton Journal

SAM, I am obviously a brutal putter

Beep. Beep. Beep. No, it's not the Roadrunner. Not the horn of a Smartcar either. It's SAM -- a contraption fastened to my waist which is connected to a computer which is connected to a spot on a putting green which (sounds like the hip bone is connected to the... song, doesn't it?) is connected to a red laser ray which tells me my alignment is worse than a drunken Conga line. (05/05) More